A Christmas Song and The boy who wanted to sing (a story)

If you've been following my meanderings since I began the site in August, you may remember me being all fired up about a Christmas song I wrote with Bob Martin. The song took over my life for about six weeks and I hoped it would be buying my Christmas dinner this year and next and next etc. The plan was foolproof - I'll outline it - but alas the fools were planproof.

Here's the short version;

Create a buzz about a "mystery" Christmas song to be known only as "The Turkey? Song"

Have a high profile - low budget Christmas party at Halloween. Publishers, local and International would attend - they'd have been mad not to. The venue would have been decorated and "Dollies in stockings" would have been distributing Mulled wine and mince pies.

With announcements of the winners in the demo competition, presentation of cheques to winners in five categories, one of the winners to be given a gift-wrapped Mazda MX5 by Santa, there would have been lots of photo opportunities for the press and the publishers would have left with a stocking containing novelties and a CD with five different versions of the song - in five different genres. A week later, the "Believe in Christmas Company" would accept an offer and next year "The Turkey? Song" would be an international hit.

There are about 40,000 reasons why none of this went ahead, each one worth a Euro.

As I shan't be sending any Christmas cards this year - again, I'm going to post the lyrics here and hopefully Yule hear it on the radio next year and the year after etc.


The Turkey? Song

It's that time of year again
Parties and good cheer again
Elves're working overtime
Santa's boots're being shined

Coloured lights and jingle bells
Moving trees and Christmas smells
Lots of reasons to be jolly
Doors festooned with wreaths of holly


Mrs. Jones from down the road
Underneath her heavy load says,
"Have a Merry Christmas do!"


This Christmas - I got you
My dreams all - coming true
All this and - turkey too
This Christmas - I got you


Telly says it's going to snow
Families 'round the fires glow
Sparkles hanging everywhere
Hope I get a teddy bear

Train-sets running right on time
Dollies, stockings, spicy wine
Worries put away in drawers
It's the time for Santa Claus


Postman bringing lots of cards
Christmas box, he's working hard, says
"Have a Merry Christmas - do"


Last Christmas passed me by
Was such a lonely guy
I got my Christmas wish
This Christmas I got....
This Christmas I got you.

Repeat chorus till hoarse.



Tomorrow morning, I'm going into a school to talk to eighty children. This story was written this morning for them and for anybody who would like to read it to themselves or to children.


The boy who wanted to sing

There once was a boy who wanted to sing. When he was very small, and I mean VERY small, he heard the birds singing and, as he was too small to talk, he thought, "That's lovely - I want to do that" and he gurgled happily.

Time passed and he grew a bit bigger and, when he was by himself in the garden, he used to join in with the birds and he was very happy. Then one day he was happily singing to himself while playing and his big sister passed by and said, "Stop that. That sounds silly."

"But I like to sing," said the boy, "it's what I love to do most."

"Well don't," said his nasty sister. "You're not a singer. Only singers sing and people will only laugh at you."

"But I want to be a singer - that's all I want to be." He said.

"Well you're not and you never will be. I'm bigger than you and so I know better." said the boy's sister, horribly.

The boy was sad.

He went to school and learnt to read and write and learnt to add and subtract and even how to divide and multiply and was very good at them all - actually, his writing was always a bit messy. He had a secret though and that was that he still wanted to be a singer and when he was by himself he would sing and was happy then. Walking home from school, across the golf course, he would sing beautifully - but only when there was no one else there.

At night, when all the family were watching 'Coronation Street', he would sit in the kitchen and listen to songs the radio (it used to be called the wireless - even though it had a wire and a plug but this is not the story so forget about that). Sometimes, if he knew the song on the wireless and if the telly was turned up loud enough so he wouldn't be heard, he'd join in and sing along.

One day, his mother asked him what he wanted to be when grew up and he told her his 'secret'.

His mother was kind and told him that he should really think about doing something else - maybe plumbing - because you'd have to be really, really good at singing to do it for a job. She did ask him to sing though but he got embarrassed and put his head down and said, "Not yet."

One day, at school, the teacher told the class that they were going to start a choir and went round the class, listening to the children singing a scale, one at a time - ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. "This is my chance to get it right." The boy thought and he wanted to so much, he wanted to too much and, when it was his turn, he tried hard, he tried too hard and, while he didn't actually turn into one, he sounded awfully like a frog.

"No. No good." Said the teacher and the boy was sad and all the way home from school he sang, "ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah." - beautifully - by himself.

He grew up with his secret, listening to songs on the radio. He was very exited when he heard a band that was from near where he lived. He heard them more and more. He read about them in the papers and saw them on the television too and he watched them become world famous. Encouraged, he saved and bought an old guitar and tried to learn how to play it. One day, he was going to be a singer - he knew it.

He grew up, finished school and got a job taking photographs and he was good at it too. He met a beautiful girl, his Princess. They got married and had three children. They were a very happy family and when the, now grown up boy was on his own - in the shower or driving in his car - he would still sing but because being a Daddy is quite a lot of work, he didn't think too much about being a singer any more.

When his children were growing up, he tried to teach them that they could be whatever they wanted to be. He told them that if they believed in themselves, they could do anything they wanted to. The oldest wanted to be an astronaut - his friends said that was silly but he knew his dad said he could be if he believed it. He's an astronaut now by the way. His brother is an artist and the baby, his sister is a famous ballerina - but that's jumping way past the end of the story.

Sometimes, even while they were a happy family, the Daddy would feel a bit sad because he knew that there was something missing. One day, the Mammy asked him what was wrong and he told her that, while he loved taking photographs - it wasn't what he wanted to do - all his life.

"What do you want to do?" she asked him.

He told her his secret. "I want to sing - maybe even make up my own songs and sing them"

"Oh, don't be silly." She said, "You can't sing, you're not very good at the guitar and you don't even write postcards! Why don't you just be happy being a photographer?"

The Daddy got sadder.

More time passed and the children grew up. The Daddy still used to sing - in the bath and in his car and the Mammy remembered her dream was to be an actress and became one and one day the Mammy and the Daddy knew that they couldn't live happily ever after together anymore and so the, much older, boy went to live somewhere else.

He was lonely but his guitar was a good friend and he spent a lot of time playing it and singing by himself.

One day, he was singing so loud that he didn't hear a knock on the door. The man knocking was from Africa and was knocking at the wrong door but he knocked again - a bit louder. When he knocked the third time, the boy (we'll still call him that) heard and answered.

Dembe Sowe was as black as coal and as tall as a tree. His hands were as big as feet and his feet were like skis. He stood at the door in his rainbow coloured coat with a drum on his shoulder and asked, "Dat you makin' dat sound? Is good man."

He was looking for some people who used to live on the street and who'd said, "Come and stay with us if you ever come to Ireland." He came in and had a cup of strong coffee and talked with the boy for hours.

The boy told his story and how he couldn't sing when anybody was listening and Dembe thought a while and then said, "You know, in Africa, everybody sings. We don't think, 'am I a good singer? am I a bad singer?' We just sing - all the time"

He explained that in most African languages, you couldn't say, "I am a singer, or I am a builder or a photographer."

"This is because 'I am' means 'I am' and nothing else. We say, 'I make pictures' or 'I build' or 'I sing' and everybody does their best and enjoys it. You want to sing, so sing - I like to hear you sing and other people will too. Bring your guitar onto the street and some people will listen and enjoy and some won't but follow your heart man - follow your dreams and be YOU - that is what is important. When you do that, then you are on the right road for you and you can only do good."

Dembe stayed for a few days and drank an awful lot of coffee - strong and black. He said that he needed it to stay as black as he was.

The boy heard what he said and, a few weeks later, nervously brought his guitar to the city and sang - sang his best and loved it. Nobody told him he was silly and some people even gave him money.

A few weeks later, he wrote a song - about following your heart and then another and another, and in less than a year, he'd made a record and made lots of friend who love music, and even travelled to Africa to thank Dembe Sowe for his advice.

These days, he's a little bit famous and will pass on Dembe's advice to anyone who'll listen. He's pretty happy, most of the time and writing songs and stories. He even wrote this story and maybe he'll live happily ever after, after all.

Copyright Sean O'Neill Dec 2003-12-17


Ps. I'm seeing lots of coloured lights and jingle bells and sparkles hanging everywhere, these day. We also have a lot of Santas climbing down chimneys and reindeer on rooftops. Cribs don't seem to be so fashionable lately and I wonder if you could call the groupings of glowing snowmen and Santas and elves in the gardens "Ho Ho Holy families" Sorry. Have a merry Christmas - do.