This began as a sequence of chords that sounded upfront ballsy country in flavour. It contains some of the worst chat up lines and backs down three times in the song.

Get Rid of the Gorilla (cracks in the macho.)

Surely you've noticed the changes in me
I've noticed you too and I think you'll agree
When you walk in the room and you walk in a lot
My breathing gets heavy and my head gets hot

I've been around some, maybe looking for you
I can see by your smile that you've been around too
We're rough at the edges and worn at the seams
But that look in your eye, I know what it means

So get rid of the gorilla and I'll dump the blond
And at my place or yours we'll take it beyond
Where we've been before and we'll go some more
And please excuse me if you find me a bore

There's chemistry between us if you haven't sussed
Maybe you need a little time to adjust
And all this small talk gets to be a bore
Nothing I ain't heard a zillion times before

All these arty arty parties are just so weird,
Babe I think it's time we disappeared
Buy if your thing's really cheese and wine
Come home with me and try some of mine
Yeah if your thing's really wine and cheese
Come home with me I'm begging you please

To get rid of the gorilla and I'll dump the blond
And at my place or yours we'll take it beyond
Where we've been before and we'll go some more
And please shoot me dead if you find me a bore