Sad B*stard

Why did you run off with that poet?
You're gonna wind up unhappy
You coulda stayed here and you know it
In a three bed Semi D with me

You don't need all of that excitement
And in time you're gonna see
That it's a pretty poor indictment
On the three bed Semi D and me

All week long I go to work
I'm responsible and good
Maintain the lawn and put up shelving
When we've got the wood

Why did you run off with that poet?
You're gonna wind up unhappy
You coulda stayed here and you know it
In a three bed Semi D with me

I know we don't get out a lot
But if you'd stuck it out you know
We could have traded what we've got
For a four bed bungalow

She don't phone, don't write or e-mail she
Don't keep in touch with me at all
Romance is fine yes I agree
But won't put carpet on the hall

I heard that you were in Peru
Well now you've gone and had your spree
Don't think that you can just come back
To the three bed Semi D and me

Why did you run off with that poet?
You're gonna wind up unhappy
You coulda stayed here and you know it
In a three bed Semi D with me